Just arrived in Toronto, Canada, where I’ll stay for three days. Although I’ve only really seen the view from my hotel room and a little strip of Queen St W, I can already tell this place is much like Sweden. Traffic signs use the metrics system, the temperature is in Celsius, it’s cold, the girls are pretty and dress fashionably, and prices are insane. Of course, I’ve never seen this many skyscrapers in my life. That detail is not at all like Sweden.
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Let me translate that into human readable English (although it is pretty readable as it is):
By uploading photos to your Facebook account, you automatically grant Facebook the right to copy, publicly display, and distribute your photos for any purpose, wherever they want. You may remove your photos from your account if you want, but Facebook still owns the copies you uploaded and can still do whatever they want with those copies.
I’ll think twice before I upload any photos or videos ever again.
If you’ve ever wanted to know how Asa looks like when he’s working, here’s your chance. A live video feed right from his office!
Update: show’s over folks.